Sean Bean's Reet Lovely Christmas Carol

As we know, Sean Bean is an ancient being, birthed at the very inception of the universe. Through aeons he witnessed the innumerous births and deaths of planets, suns, and solar systems. Then he finally saw what he had been waiting for - Yorkshire. 

As Sean settled down in his Northern utopia, enrolling himself in Rotherham’s College of Arts, a jealous Cosmic Space Witch cursed him. Any and all of Sean’s attempts to survive the duration of a film, television show, or stage production were doomed to end with his very real death. Time after time he has been slain, only to re-emerge from a transdimensional portal in rural Yorkshire. Only if a single Sean can survive the entirety of a production will the curse be lifted, allowing him to finally enjoy a proper brew in peace and to die for a final time, on his own terms.

Cut to December 24th, present day. From across time and space the Sean Beans have gathered, pulled together by a great calling that has echoed out from the very depths of the universe, sent out by the very first Sean. Now they muster their forces for the final confrontation. They have been commissioned by Netflix to stream a Christmas Special live from Rotherham Civic Centre titled - ‘Sean Bean’s Chuffin’ Lovely Christmas Carol’. 

Can the Sean Beans satisfy the demands of the Netflix Social Media Manager, will they avoid being taken off air, and can they keep at least one Sean alive until the end of the production to break the curse?

Designed for use with the system - 'A Very Northern Christmas' by Grant Howitt